Acronym, Schmacronym

Do you ever look at your house or your sewing room with new eyes and wonder how it got that way?  Like when you return from a long vacation and your neighborhood looks different and walking into your house, you see it as a stranger would?  I've been trying to do that at the store...I think it needs some shaking up. 
So, when I realized this is a Leap Year, I thought I'd have a sale to do that shaking and work toward a better balance of fabrics. I thought I'd call it something cute for which the letters L, E, A, and P were the acronym.  Now I've spent hours on that effort and am most disappointed in the results. 
Large Enormous Ample Pfabric Sale
or maybe what it isn't:
Lackluster, Exiguous, Abysmal, Puny (peewee, petty, petite or pint-size) Sale
But, I think the sale itself is a good one:
Starting today, Feb. 8, thru Feb. 29, Asian, Black-and-White fabrics and Westminster Fibers (that's Kaffe Fasset, Martha Negley, etc.) fabrics are 30% off (min. 1-yd., please)

Comments

[CMN]

Oooo... Sale! I'm on my way! :-) See you tomorrow (Saturday) morning!

[JoAnn]

You could call it the least expensive and pricey sale... or the ladies eagerly await prices sale... or the lets end all piles sale...which for the buyers would be a lets enlarge all piles sale...Maybe you should just stick with the Leap year sale! Have fun.